Bourbon's recent trip to Anatolia resulted in the official Bourbon endorsement of Lufthansa. Bourbon found the attendents more than happy to fulfill Bourbon's wish for whiskey, wine, and beer aboard flights to and from Istanbul. In particular, Bourbon wishes much happiness and future wealth for an un-named steward, who, upon learning Bourbon's wish for a glass of Johnny Walker Black Label, gladly filled the glass to within less than 1/2 cm of the top. Oh, lets not forget the single ice cube. Bourbon wins. All future requests for beer, wine, or more Johnny Walker were met with a smile, and Bourbon can only wish that all his future flights are on Lufthansa.
Conversely, Bourbon can only express extreme disgust for an airline that charges 3 Euro for 25 cl of warm Heineken. Namely, Spanair, who, couldn't even check Bourbon in correctly, nor was on-time for a Madrid-Frankfurt flight. But it was the 3 Euro Hienekin that drove the final nail in the coffin of hope for a Bourbon endorsment of Spanair. Pathetic.
Bourbon was comfotably delivered to and from Anatolia in true Bourbon fashion by Lufthansa - come fly the Bourbon skies. Three cheers.
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...and a certain Bourbon had to sit in the fucking middle while paying for his Heineken...
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