Like wildfire, rumors of Bourbon having made a triumphant return to Madrid are raging across the Iberian Peninsula like it's SoCal. Apparently, according to some eye-witnesses, Bourbon was spotted going neat in a rather pungent bar near the Royal Palace. Authorities were warned and the Prince's 4 dogs and pet canary were removed to a safe-house location in a gymnasium outside of Aravaca.
No word as to any possible property damage or exposed buttocks, but most precincts are still yet to report.
One can only hope that Bourbon will show his face soon to one of us so that we can shed some light on this whole mashed-up situation...
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