Well, it's official: 37.4% of Italian voters are fucking assholes.
In the most recent display of misinformed voting and total dickbrainery, Italians have selected Silvio Berlusconi as their new prime minister for the 3rd time, giving his "People of Freedom" party the plurality and his center-right coalition the majority (keep in mind this coalition includes the "Lega Nord" party, known for its fascist, racist, and separatist platform, see this worldy cartoon). Italy can now look forward to more progressive leadership from this assclown with known mafia connections and current owner of AC Milan. Oh and all the TV stations too. He makes more money in one week than Clinton could make with like 213 book signing tours.
Oh and let's not forget that Chinese Communists eat children, and conservatives have better taste in women that wussy leftists. Idiot. Everyone knows that Chinese Olympians eat children to keep their lungs clean.
In any case, I don't feel like combing the internet right now to find out more reasons why Silvio is a dried up stinky dick-wrinkle, but feel free to peruse for yourself. Then wonder, how the hell does a country responsible for such wonderful things like pizza regulations can at the same time be so repusively stupid as to vote for a 71 year old Michael Jackson lookalike?
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